So a
certain Ms Pretty asked how to indeed marry a rich CEO, wanting to know where
they hang out and how to get with them….oddly enough she got her answer and it
was not pretty as her name :D
Question:
What should I do to marry a rich guy? I’m going to be honest of what I’m going
to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I
wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.
You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York. My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married?
I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.
If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough. I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:
You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York. My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married?
I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.
If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough. I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:
1)Where
do most rich bachelors hang out?
(Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
(Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which
age group should I target?
3) Why
most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who
don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
4) How do
you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend?
(my
target now is to get married)
Ms.
Pretty
Answer: (A
philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan):
Dear Ms.
Pretty,
I have
read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who
have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as
a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here. From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason.
The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here. From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason.
The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset.
It’s not
just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only
asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later. By the terms we use in
Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading
position”. If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea
to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It
might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets
with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”.
Anyone
with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will
not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a
rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with
$500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool. Hope this
reply helps. signed, J.P. Morgan CEO
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